INDEX

Medina Suras
Post Title	Sura
God tells me to kill you	8
Surah 8:spoils of WTF	8

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Chapter 2
Post Title	Lines
Business dealings	278-9
Quran, women’s section	222,230,233,240
Sex in the quran	177-190
Fight, fight, fight	190-252
Koran fu fighting	190-193
Sarah fucking two	97,193
Compulsion in religion	256
How do I worship thee?	83,126,129
God’s flipflops	106
Run for the hills	159
Sources II	60
Sources	30
Belinda Carlisle in the quran	36,41
Sin or die	35,2,4
What color are cows?	67-74
How to revive dead people	259-60,243,155,72-3
The magic cow	67-71
The wheat has ears	261
Quran space porn	103
House in the quran	125-7
The koran fucks up	253,285
Where’s allah?	143-51,116,177
I defend the quran	65, 117
Faking it pt II	79
WTFuckeries	141,53,139,168-173
Metaphor derails, kills thousands	171
Mohammed loves Jews	44,47,62
Adam and Yves	30-40
Earth first!	29
Singing the Koran	73
Faking it	7-18
God put a seal on my heart	6-7
Bafflegab!	2
Believe the unknown	3
Doubt in the Quran	1-2

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Late Meccan Suras
Post Title	Sura
Mohammed has shot his wad	83
Tentacle sex	29
You will win or lose	30
Repeat repeat repeat	69,70,78,82,84
Star worship	67
Sura 52 by the mount	52
32 the prostate	32
Rape cultists	23
Ch21 the prophets	21
Obliquitious Comminations?	14
A Puzzle	14
Quran and US policy	18,21
Leave not a single one	71
Allah + betty	16
Worst thing in the koran	18
Torah test	18
Quran fish story	18
Parable of jerk & prick	18
Something’s wrong here	18
Zombies in the koran	18
the Cave: 18:1-16	18
Turn the page	88
God is a sadist	51
Knowledge is bad	40-46
Mohammed’s rough draft	46
Book wars	46
Shit logic	45
Lord of the bling	43, 44
God’s dangly bits	43
Uzza gets lippy	43
Everybody’s talkin	41
Essence of the koran	40-46
Poverty is fun	6
Crazed killer founds religion	37, 16

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Middle Meccan Suras
Post Title	Sura
Halfway done	—
Last middle Meccan	40
Sura 39Zzzz	39
Nuclear fusion	34,10
Next sura	34
Try to believe	34
Worship tinkerbell	34
Bob says	31
Strange quranic terms	37
Zombies, fucking	6
Fuckwits	6
Quran versus pigs	6
Jews Taboos	6
Rock city	15
Mo stays on task	12
Allah is not all powerful	11
Allah is watching you masturbate	11
Sura 11 reruns	11
Sura 10 Drive-by	10
Jonah, Sura 10	10
Mohammed’s Night Journey	17
Koran Ten Commandments	17
O Why Jerusalem	17
Edge of Seventeen	17
Talking Ants	27,28
Bad Poet’s Society	26
Submitters	27, 68, 74
I Warned You, MF	26
Miracle of Nineteen	27,68,74
God’s Whorehouse	56
Sura 20, boobs	20
Jesus envy	19
Sura 35 summary	35
More sura 35 yet	35
Ejaculations	35
Even more sura 35	35
First commandment	35
Still more sura 35	35
More sura 35	35
Sura 35 the Creator	35
HMASQ	42
Right and wrong	25
Dinosaurs in the koran	36
Sura 36	36
Mo talks to the trees	72
Mo preaches the bible	7
Djinns eat shit	—
Iblis	38,7
Islamic logic	—
Sex, drugs and fruit	38
Sad, really sad	38
Mo Pouts	54
Slavery & stupidity	90,86
Noodly Goodness	50
Story of Q	50
HELL & heaven	77
God will go to hell	75,104

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Early Meccan Suras
Post Title	Sura
Post Title	Chapters
Fig takes the stand	95,106,101
Mansions of the stars	85
Koran in Arabic	—
Camelburgers	97,91
Mohammed’s a jerk	80
I told you so	96
Brother mo’s travelin…	53
Lord of sirius	53
Satanic verses	53
Uzza, lat, manat	53
Abrogations	53
Muslim mobs burn quran	—
Context	—
Platitudinism	93,94,103,109,108,105
Who’s talking	93
Prophecy fulfilled	81
Mission Statement	81,87,92,89
Looking for logic	—
How it all went	96,68,73,74,1,111
I’m fucking moses	73
Red flag	68
Sour grapes	68
Secret letters	68
Abu’s an asshole	96
Start at 96	96
Attack of the Clot	96
WTF is this	—
What’s this?	1

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Miscellaneous
Post Title	Date Posted
Post Title	Chapters
A muslim is offended	6/14
Oh fun, a fundy	6/6
R.I.P. Beethoven	5/26
No more blogging	5/14
Limericks	5/12
Heaven on earth	5/11
Koran vs Bible	5/7
No god but Zaid	5/6
My last request	5/4
Seeking goddess	5/4
Backhoes	4/29
Rant	4/26
Easter	4/12
Abomination!	4/4
Beethoven battles bullies	4/4
Awful nawful	4/3
You offend me	4/1/2009
Ayat	3/25
More pigs?	3/20
Muslims are not good in bed	3/19
Everybody’s a critic	3/7
Beethoven shot	2/5/ 2009
Radio activity	2/27
Religion is terrorism	2/20
Hate speech?	2/15
Valentine’s day	2/14
Meet Beethoven	2/11
Islamic bus logan	2/10
Mohammed Haggard	2/10
Here’s a thought	2/7
I’m a prophet!	2/5
Hobbes kicks Mo’s ass	2/4
Speaking of poetry	2/2
I feel so special	2/1
Mo… the Red-nosed Prophet	2/1
Behind the scenes	2/29
Obama vs Mohammed	1/22 2009
Jinns eat shit	12/5
Islamic logic	11/29
Blogging the koran	10/26
Meme tag	10/19