Hi, I’m Uzza. Long ago everyone in Arabia knew me, and my sisters and I were worshipped all over the Mideast. Then these upstarts came along with this new ‘Islam’ religion, and things have been downhill ever since. They have this thing they call the Quran, that I put off reading for 14 centuries or so, but it looks like they’re here to stay so I finally got around to picking it up and starting it, and I’m blogging all about it as I go.
Don’t expect me to be all polite and respectful either, ’cause we had a good thing going until this Mohammed guy came along. I have to admit I’m a little pissed. I mean, we gave them a perfectly good moon to worship, and goddesses. What kind of guys would rather read a book than get drunk and have naked pagan orgies?