| Medina Suras | |
| Post Title | Sura |
| God tells me to kill you | 8 |
| Surah 8:spoils of WTF | 8 |
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| Chapter 2 | |
| Post Title | Lines |
| Business dealings | 278-9 |
| Quran, women’s section | 222,230,233,240 |
| Sex in the quran | 177-190 |
| Fight, fight, fight | 190-252 |
| Koran fu fighting | 190-193 |
| Sarah fucking two | 97,193 |
| Compulsion in religion | 256 |
| How do I worship thee? | 83,126,129 |
| God’s flipflops | 106 |
| Run for the hills | 159 |
| Sources II | 60 |
| Sources | 30 |
| Belinda Carlisle in the quran | 36,41 |
| Sin or die | 35,2,4 |
| What color are cows? | 67-74 |
| How to revive dead people | 259-60,243,155,72-3 |
| The magic cow | 67-71 |
| The wheat has ears | 261 |
| Quran space porn | 103 |
| House in the quran | 125-7 |
| The koran fucks up | 253,285 |
| Where’s allah? | 143-51,116,177 |
| I defend the quran | 65, 117 |
| Faking it pt II | 79 |
| WTFuckeries | 141,53,139,168-173 |
| Metaphor derails, kills thousands | 171 |
| Mohammed loves Jews | 44,47,62 |
| Adam and Yves | 30-40 |
| Earth first! | 29 |
| Singing the Koran | 73 |
| Faking it | 7-18 |
| God put a seal on my heart | 6-7 |
| Bafflegab! | 2 |
| Believe the unknown | 3 |
| Doubt in the Quran | 1-2 |
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| Late Meccan Suras | |
| Post Title | Sura |
| Mohammed has shot his wad | 83 |
| Tentacle sex | 29 |
| You will win or lose | 30 |
| Repeat repeat repeat | 69,70,78,82,84 |
| Star worship | 67 |
| Sura 52 by the mount | 52 |
| 32 the prostate | 32 |
| Rape cultists | 23 |
| Ch21 the prophets | 21 |
| Obliquitious Comminations? | 14 |
| A Puzzle | 14 |
| Quran and US policy | 18,21 |
| Leave not a single one | 71 |
| Allah + betty | 16 |
| Worst thing in the koran | 18 |
| Torah test | 18 |
| Quran fish story | 18 |
| Parable of jerk & prick | 18 |
| Something’s wrong here | 18 |
| Zombies in the koran | 18 |
| the Cave: 18:1-16 | 18 |
| Turn the page | 88 |
| God is a sadist | 51 |
| Knowledge is bad | 40-46 |
| Mohammed’s rough draft | 46 |
| Book wars | 46 |
| Shit logic | 45 |
| Lord of the bling | 43, 44 |
| God’s dangly bits | 43 |
| Uzza gets lippy | 43 |
| Everybody’s talkin | 41 |
| Essence of the koran | 40-46 |
| Poverty is fun | 6 |
| Crazed killer founds religion | 37, 16 |
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| Early Meccan Suras | |
| Post Title | Sura |
| Post Title | Chapters |
| Fig takes the stand | 95,106,101 |
| Mansions of the stars |
85 |
| Koran in Arabic | — |
| Camelburgers | 97,91 |
| Mohammed’s a jerk | 80 |
| I told you so | 96 |
| Brother mo’s travelin… |
53 |
| Lord of sirius | 53 |
| Satanic verses | 53 |
| Uzza, lat, manat | 53 |
| Abrogations | 53 |
| Muslim mobs burn quran |
— |
| Context | — |
| Platitudinism | 93,94,103,109,108,105 |
| Who’s talking | 93 |
| Prophecy fulfilled | 81 |
| Mission Statement | 81,87,92,89 |
| Looking for logic | — |
| How it all went | 96,68,73,74,1,111 |
| I’m fucking moses |
73 |
| Red flag | 68 |
| Sour grapes | 68 |
| Secret letters | 68 |
| Abu’s an asshole |
96 |
| Start at 96 | 96 |
| Attack of the Clot | 96 |
| WTF is this | — |
| What’s this? | 1 |
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| Miscellaneous | |
| Post Title | Date Posted |
| Post Title | Chapters |
| A muslim is offended | 6/14 |
| Oh fun, a fundy | 6/6 |
| R.I.P. Beethoven | 5/26 |
| No more blogging | 5/14 |
| Limericks | 5/12 |
| Heaven on earth | 5/11 |
| Koran vs Bible | 5/7 |
| No god but Zaid | 5/6 |
| My last request | 5/4 |
| Seeking goddess | 5/4 |
| Backhoes | 4/29 |
| Rant | 4/26 |
| Easter | 4/12 |
| Abomination! | 4/4 |
| Beethoven battles bullies | 4/4 |
| Awful nawful | 4/3 |
| You offend me | 4/1/2009 |
| Ayat | 3/25 |
| More pigs? | 3/20 |
| Muslims are not good in bed | 3/19 |
| Everybody’s a critic | 3/7 |
| Beethoven shot | 2/5/ 2009 |
| Radio activity | 2/27 |
| Religion is terrorism | 2/20 |
| Hate speech? | 2/15 |
| Valentine’s day | 2/14 |
| Meet Beethoven | 2/11 |
| Islamic bus logan | 2/10 |
| Mohammed Haggard | 2/10 |
| Here’s a thought | 2/7 |
| I’m a prophet! | 2/5 |
| Hobbes kicks Mo’s ass | 2/4 |
| Speaking of poetry | 2/2 |
| I feel so special | 2/1 |
| Mo… the Red-nosed Prophet | 2/1 |
| Behind the scenes | 2/29 |
| Obama vs Mohammed | 1/22 2009 |
| Jinns eat shit | 12/5 |
| Islamic logic | 11/29 |
| Blogging the koran | 10/26 |
| Meme tag | 10/19 |
